Here are some actual quotes from Melanie Marquez, the former Miss International, also a self confessed Madame Malaprop. (Note: Malapropism, meaning “a ludicrous misuse of a word”). It’ll make your day. ^^

• I keep my crown in the voltage.

• My brother is not a girl; he’s a gentleman.

• That’s why I’m a success, it’s because I don’t middle in other people’s lives.

• Don’t judge my brother; he’s not a book.

• Can you repeat that for the second time around once more from the top.

• (while answering the phone) "hello? For a while. please hang yourself."
  

and...

• "hello?, my brother joey’s out of town would you like to wait?"

• I won’t stoop down to my level.

• Hello? Bulag ka ba? Bingi ka ba? Are you dep?

• ‘Yung STD, baka sa maruming toilet lang niya nakuha yan.

• Eh, ikaw ba naman, durugin ang ari mo… Pag di ka naman manutok ng baril.

• We are lovers, not fighters.

• Kapatid ko pa rin siya. We are one and the same.

• I don’t eat meat. I’m not a carnival.

• (At a McDonald's outlet) How much is the kidney meal?

• In the wink of an eye.

• Eat your chicken pride.

• Burn the bridge when you get there.

• You're barking at the wrong dog.

• (statement she mentioned before christmas) Well, i want to spend my holidays with my family most probably out of place.
  

• (while inviting the public for her movie) Pls do watch our movie,kasama ko dito mga magagaling na artista, like Aleck Baldweck [referring to aleck bovick]

• Eto na po ang pinakamaligayang pasko at manigong taon sa inyong lahat. (During her acceptance speech at a Metro Filmfest awards night where her bioflick, directed by her late father Temyong Marquez, won an award.)

• (When asked for a message to her daughter who was allegedly abused by their houseboy) Don't worry little angel, big angel is here.

• Sumasakit ang migraine ko.

• Ang tatay ko ang only living legend na buhay!

• Why will i give my calling card, im not a call girl!

• Connect me if I'm wrong.

• You can fool me once. you can even fool me twice, you can even fool me thrice. but you can never fool me four!

• You can never can tell.

• What's your next class before this?

• It's just the tip of the icing.

• Right now, do you feel alone by yourself?
  

• Period na talaga; wala nang exclamation point. (When asked on S-Files if her present husband, Adam Lawyer, is her Mr. Right.).

• At a talk show after her break-up with Derek Dee, Melanie was asked if she had some words for Derek’s mother (whom she partly blamed for the separation). “Oo nga,” said Melanie, “pero i-English-in ko para maintindihan niya.” She looked into the camera and, with the peremptoriness of royalty, said, “And to you, Mrs. Dee, I have two words for you. Ang labo mo!”

**grabe! panalo tlga c melanie marquez!:)))))) tawa ko ng tawa! mtgal na ung mga ibang lines niya pro everytime na binabasa ko eh natatawa pa rin ako..;p actually uber dami pa niyang lines,di ko na nilagay ung iba kc di ko na maalala...wahaha..:))**